Shuffering and Shnacking

2012 Apocalypse: At least we’ll have pr0n

I am not entirely convinced this isn’t a joke or a publicity stunt but according to the LA Weekly, the San Fernando Valley based adult film company Pink Visual is building a massive underground bunker so they can survive the end of days and continue their film production business despite there being no longer a market for it. The bunker will be able to hold over 1,000 people, includes multiple bars and, of course, state of the art pr0n production facilities.

From a another article on LA based CBS2’s site:

“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”

The studio’s website will also be maintained and updated throughout any potential disaster “even if those websites are only available on the bunker’s self-contained local network by that time,” Boyer added.

Seems like a solid alternative for those contemplating joining one of the many fundamentalist groups based in Utah or Colorado. Why live in the woods eating SPAM when you could spend the rest of your life in a subterranean hedonist community. This also had be wondering what type of shit people with real money are coming up with. What do you build if you believe the end of the world is imminent and have totally unlimited financial resources?

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